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Old Hiram's goatWas a feeling fine
 Ate three red shirts
 Right off of the line
 
 Mrs. Murphy the cook
 She beat him black
 And tied him to
 The railroad track
 
 Singin' 'au revoir"
 But not 'Good-bye'
 'Cause that old goat
 Wasn't doomed to die
 
 He coughed and coughed
 In mortal pain
 Coughed up those shirts
 and flagged the train
 
 (Beavers repeat lines after leader)
 
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