Boom, boom ! ain't it great to be (clap) crazy,
Boom, boom ! ain't it great to be (clap) nuts.
Giddy and foolish all day long
Boom boom ain't it great to be (clap) crazy.
A horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.
The horse he slipped and fell on the flea.
(spoken) "Ooops," said the flea, "there's a horse on me"
Eli, Eli he sells socks.
Five cents a pair and a dollar a box,
The longer you wear them, the shorter they get,
(Spoken) You put 'em in the water and they don't get wet.
Away down south where bananas grow,
A monkey stepped on an elephant's toe.
The elephant said with tears in his eyes,
Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Away down south in the ice and snow,
A penguin lived, his name was Joe
He got so tired of just black and white,
So he wore pink pants to the dance one night! !
A man bought a pair of combination underwear
He wore them nine months without a single tear,
He wore them nine months without exaggeration
But he couldn't get them off cause he lost the combination!