It Ain't Gonna Rain No More

It ain't gonna rain no more, no more.
It ain't gonna rain no more.
How in heck can I wash my neck
When it ain't gonna rain no more ?

I went to the movies tomorrow
I took a front seat in the back
I drank down a box full of popcorn
And the dog in the movie went Moo.

I said to the lady behind me
"I cannot see over your hat"
"Then turn around, you silly clown"
"Oops, I didn't think of that."

That evening the sun was shining
So I opened up my umbrella
The fish in the treetops were singing
There goes a crazy fellow.

It ain't gonna rain no more, no more.
It ain't gonna rain no more.
How in the heck can I wash my neck,
If it ain't gonna rain no more ?