I'm a Palm Tree

Tune: Darling Clementine


I'm a palm tree, I'm a palm tree
I'm a palm tree through and through
I would rather be a palm tree,
Than a coconut like you.

I'm a waterfall, I'm a waterfall
I'm a waterfall through and through
I would rather be a waterfall
Than a big drip like you.

I'm a suitcase, I'm a suitcase
I'm a suitcase through and through,
I would rather be a suitcase,
Than an old bag like you.

I'm a lobster, I'm a lobster
I'm a lobster through and through
I would rather be a lobster
Than an old crab like you.