I Wish I Was

I wish I was a little bar of soap,
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap,
Oh, I'd slippy and sliddy,
Over everybody's hiddy,
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap.

I wish I was a little hunk of mud,
Oh, I wish I was a little hunk of mud.
Oh, I'd ooey and gooey,
Under everybody's shoey,
Oh, I wish I was a little hunk of mud.

I wish I was a little mosquito.
Oh, I wish I was a little mosquito,
Oh, I'd nippy and bitey,
Under everybody's nightey,
Oh, I wish I was a little mosquito.

I wish I was a little onion,
Oh, I wish I was a little onion,
Oh, I'd burpy and yelly,
Inside everybody's belly,
Oh, I wish I was a little onion.

I wish I was a little bottle of coke,
Oh, I wish I was a little bottle of coke,
Oh, I'd go down with a slurp,
And come up with a burp,
Oh, I wish I was a little bottle of coke.