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Top Ten Reasons Why I'm In Scouting

• 10 - My basement was empty and needed remodeling anyway.
• 9 - I get to wear a uniform with a neat hat.
• 8 - I like the smell of calamine lotion.
• 7 - I enjoy going to the bathroom in the woods.
• 6 - I'm in it for the crafts.
• 5 - I'm allergic to house chores (needed something to fill the void).
• 4 - I get quality time with my son and 30 of his closest friends.
• 3 - It's a great way to collect coffee mugs.
• 2 - I needed a tax write off.
• 1 - It only takes an hour each week.