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Announcements

 


Announcements, announcements, ah-now-ounce-ments
What a horrible way to die, what a horrible way to die
What a horrible way, to be talked to death,
What a horrible way to die
Announcements, announcements, ah-now-ounce-ments

Have you ever seen a wind bag, a wind bag, a wing bag?
Have you ever seen a wind bag, a wind bag, a wing bag?
Well, here's one right now.
Goes this way and that way,
And this way and that way,
Have you ever seen a wind bag, a wind bag, a wing bag?
Well, here's one right now.

Many words of wisdom
Many words of wisdom
Here they come
Here they come
Dumb, dumb, dumb,
Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Keep announcements nice and short,
Nice and short, nice and short
Keep announcements nice and short,
'Cause they're so boreing.

One little, two little, three little announcements,
Four little, five little, six little announcements,
Seven little, eight little, nine little announcements,
ten little announcements in all, BOREING!

We sold our cow
We sold our cow
We have no use
For your bull now.

Announcements, announcements, ah-now-ounce-ments