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Bug Juice

(Tune: On Top of Old Smokey)

At camp with the Cub Scouts,
They gave us a drink.
We thought it was kool-aid
Because it was pink.
But the drink that they gave us
Would have grossed out a moose.
For the good tasting pink drink,
Was really bug juice.
It looks fresh and fruity,
Like tasty koolaid.
But the bugs that are in it,
Were murdered with Raid.

We drank it by gallons
We drank it by tons.
But then the next morning,
We all had the runs.
Next time you drink bug juice
And a fly drives you mad.
He's just getting even
'Cause you swallowed his dad.