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(Tune: My Bonnie)

Now Gavin inspected the Eagles 
And afterwards mentioned to me 
"Their campsite is utterly spotless" 
It sounded like bunkum to me.

Now Craig went to Boks for supper, 
He said you make jolly good tea, 
They said "It's not tea Craig it's soup Craig" 
It tasted like bunkum you see

The Scouters are terribly hunky 
Their SWAT team is scary to see, 
The women are flocking around them, 
It all sounds like bunkum to me.

The PLs were sweating and slaving 
To dig a new lavatory, 
The Scouts kept on filling the old ones, 
They're all full of bunkum you see.