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One Hen, Two Ducks

 
One hen. 
Two ducks. 
Three squaking geese .
Four limerick oysters. 
Five golden rings. 
Six pairs of Don Alverzo's favorite tweezers.
Seven thousand Macedonians in full battle array. 
Eight brass monkeys from the ancient, sacred, 
secret crypts of Egypt. 
Nine apathetic, sympathetic diabetic old men on 
roller skates with a marked propensity towards 
procrastination and sloth. 
Ten spherical, lyrical diabolical demons of the 
deep who consistently quiver on the quarry 
of the key constantly. 

Sung as a "Repeat after me" chant.
Leader chants one line and the group repeats it