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(Tune:Charley on the MTA)
Let me tell you all a story
'Bout a Scout named Ryan,
Just one year ago.
He awoke one morning to a glorious sight,
But did he really? We'll never know!
Because it never returned,
That deer, it never returned
And its fate is still unlearned,
Poor old Ryan! He will wait forever
On the Plains of Boonesville,
For the deer that never returned!
Oh no! That deer who never returned.
Poor old Ryan!
That deer who never returned.