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The Road Kill Song

 
Campfire song (to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree. )

Verse 1 Verse 3

Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Why are you lying your shell is flat
In the Road ? Just like your head.

Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Why are you lying your shell is flat
In the Road ? Just like your head.

You did not see You moved to slow
That car aheadTo save your life.
On your skull We've scraped you up,
Is a tire tread. with a putty knife.

Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Oh, Tom the Toad, Oh, Turtle Ted,
Why are you lying your shell is flat
In the Road ? Just like your head.

Verse 2 Verse 4

Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
There is nothing left,Why did you make
But hair and feet. My tires go clunk?

Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
Oh, Possum Pete,Oh, Sue the skunk,
There is nothing left,Why did you make
But hair and feet. My tires go clunk?

You did not lookYou did not see
From East to West. That bus go by,
Now on the road Now you're flat
Is such a messLike a butterfly.

You did not lookYou did not see
From East to West. That bus go by,
Now on the road Now you're flat
Is such a messLike a butterfly.