Song Database

The Whipper Whopper Song (Eener Meener)

I woke up Sunday morning, 
I looked up on the wall, 
The beetles and the bedbugs 
Were playing a game of ball. 

The score was 6 to nothing, 
The beetles were ahead, 
The bedbugs hit a homerun 
And knocked me out of bed. 


I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo 
Catch a Whipper Whopper by his toe, 
And if he HOLLERS, HOLLERS, HOLLERS, let him go. 
I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo 

I went downstairs for breakfast, 
I ordered ham and eggs, 
I ate so many eggs 
The ham ran down my legs. 

I went outside to play, 
I looked up in the sky, 
I saw a little bluebird, 
It poo-pooed in my eye. 

My mother is a butcher, 
My dad's a side of beef 
And I'm the little hot dog 
That runs around the street. 

My father is a crook, 
My mother is a spy, 
And I'm the little big-mouth 
That told the FBI. 

I fell into the sewer, 
And this is where I'll die, 
Some people call it suicide, 
I call it sewer-cide. 

(Note: you should use discretion when singing the last verse as
many people could consider it quite offensive.)