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The Whipper Whopper Song (Eener Meener)
I woke up Sunday morning,
I looked up on the wall,
The beetles and the bedbugs
Were playing a game of ball.
The score was 6 to nothing,
The beetles were ahead,
The bedbugs hit a homerun
And knocked me out of bed.
Chorus:
I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo
Catch a Whipper Whopper by his toe,
And if he HOLLERS, HOLLERS, HOLLERS, let him go.
I'm singing - Eeny meeny and a miney mo, mo, mo, mo
I went downstairs for breakfast,
I ordered ham and eggs,
I ate so many eggs
The ham ran down my legs.
I went outside to play,
I looked up in the sky,
I saw a little bluebird,
It poo-pooed in my eye.
My mother is a butcher,
My dad's a side of beef
And I'm the little hot dog
That runs around the street.
My father is a crook,
My mother is a spy,
And I'm the little big-mouth
That told the FBI.
I fell into the sewer,
And this is where I'll die,
Some people call it suicide,
I call it sewer-cide.
(Note: you should use discretion when singing the last verse as
many people could consider it quite offensive.)
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