An Indian and a white man are traveling together.
It's cold and the white man is shivering. The white man is all
bundled up and the Indian has very little on (i.e. pants, no
shirt) and his blanket. The white man complains about the cold
and doesn't understand why the Indian isn't. The white man asks
the Indian how he stays so warm. The Indian asks if his face is
cold. The white man says no it isn't. The Indian replies, "Me
all face."
Artistic Genius
The scene is an art show where judges are
inspecting several canvases are displayed. They comment on the
brightness, color, technique, that is used on the different
pictures. They select one for the prize and comment additionally
on the genius, imagination, and the beauty of the picture. The
artist is called up and the winning picture is shown to him. The
painter exclaims, "Oh, my goodness, that got in by mistake.
That's the canvas that I clean my brushes on.
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