The Skit Library E
A Compendium of Skits from various sources.
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Easter Bunny The Easter Bunny is out delivering his eggs and
the police arrest him for breaking and entering a house. The
police don't believe that he is the Easter Bunny, but finally
decide to believe him and let him go. He decides to finish
delivering and tries to enter another house where an old lady or
man accuses him of stealing. The Bunny says, "Oh no, not
again!" and is run off the stage by the old lady swinging a
stick or umbrella.
The Echo The club leader announces during the singing that he
has noticed an echo in the room and he is going to try it out
(also could be on a hike overlooking a canyon). The following is
a dialogue between the leader and the echo - a person out of the
room or out of sight.
Leader: Hello
Echo: Hello
Leader: Cheese
Echo: Cheese
Leader: Bologna
Echo: (silence)
Leader: (to group) It must not
be working now. I'll try again. (to echo) + This leader
is great.
Echo: Bologna
Elevated Gum A boy enters chewing gum, acting like a business
man, with a briefcase etc. Walks up and enters a elevator,
sticks gum on the wall. A kid listening to rock & roll on his
portable stereo, dances into the elevator, leans on wall, hands
sticks to gum. Tries hard to pull hand off the wall. The kid
looks at the gum, stretches it, picks his nose, sneezes, etc.;
all getting on the gum. Throws the gum at the back of the
elevator where it sticks. Dum, spacey, jock stereotype enter the
elevator, leans on the back wall and the gum gets stuck to the
following places: first head and elevator, then head and hand,
both hands, foot and both hands, both feet and hands, hands,
knees, and hand to face. He finally gets free and sticks gum
back on side wall. Businessman enters the elevator after the
Jock leaves, see gum and decides to chew it again; then leaves.
The Elevator The scene opens with an elevator operator intoning
"Ground Floor". A passenger gets on and begins to jiggle
slightly. The elevator operator intones each floor with a
description of what's on that floor. A passenger gets on at each
floor and begins to jiggle as well. As the elevator gets higher
the passengers begin to jiggle more. When the top floor is
reached the passengers begin to jiggle like mad, the operator
intones bathrooms and they all rush quickly off. The operator
suddenly looks funny, begins to jiggle, shouts "ME TOO!" and
runs off the stage.
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