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The Skit Library H
A Compendium of Skits from various sources.
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Hairy Hamburger A man sits down in a restaurant and orders a
hamburger. The waiter bring out his hamburger. The man starts
eating his hamburger and finds a hair in it; complains to waiter
and another one is brought out. The second hamburger has a hair
in it and is taken back. The third hamburger also has a hair in
it. The man gets upset and demands to see the cook. The cook
comes out and the man asks him how he makes his hamburgers. The
cook says that all he does is roll the meat and demonstrates
making patties by placing the meat under his arm and squeezes.
Herman, The Trained Flea The trainer has a flea various tricks,
when suddenly he loses Herman, his trained flea. He searches
around for Herman, calling for him, eventually a person is
brought forward with a flea in his hair. The punch line is,
"This isn't Herman!"
Hiccup for Me A boy comes out and says something like, "Hic - I
can't - Hic - get rid of these Hic-ups". Another person comes
out and asks what wrong. He is told and yells "BOO!" to help
the boy get rid of his hiccups. It didn't work. Several more
people try various methods to get rid of the hiccups and they
are fail. Last method is tried and seems to work, but just as he
leaves the stage starts hiccuping again, so he falls to the
floor in despair.
How to Make the Team Two boys, one eats vegetables, exercises,
ballerate (ballet & karate), runs (gets a kid to chase him
home-school bully). The other kid eats candy bars, plays
baseball with guys. First guy (vegetable eater) makes the team
and the other kid doesn't. The other kid says; "What did I do
wrong? Whaaa ! ! !"
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