The Skit Library V
A Compendium of Skits from various sources.
Scene: One vampire, standing onstage, takes a can marked
"blood", pours tomato juice from it into a glass and
drinks it. The second vampire enters.
Vampire #1: Mmm. Delicious. Vould you like some?
Vampire #2: no,
thanks. I couldn't drink another bite.
Vampire #1: So vat's new.
Vampire #2: Nothing much. I just saw a poor old bum begging on
the street corner.
Vampire #1: You did. Vat did he
Vampire #2 He vanted me to help him. He said he hadn't had
a bite in days.
Vampire #1: So what did you do?
Vampire #2: Vat else? Naturally, I bit him!
The Viper is Coming An office setting with a boss and an
assistant who runs in and tells the boss that his just received
a message that the Viper is coming. The boss get's very agitated
and upset repeating the assistant's message. Several others
come in repeating the same message. They are all in a state of
panic when the last person comes on stage with a squeegee and a
sponge announcing, "I'm the vindov viper. I've come to clean
your vindovs. Vhere do I start."
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